Milkman Jokes

                                                                  Milkman: Making survivors walk barefoot since 2018. 

Why does Milkman always steal shoes?

Because he heard survivors should put their best foot forward.

What's Milkman's favorite DayZ update?

The one that adds more shoes.

Why was Milkman banned from the dairy farm?

Inventory management issues.

What's Milkman's favorite DayZ weapon?

Psychological warfare.

What time does Milkman stream?

Yes.

What happened when Milkman got his own radio station?

No music was heard because he spent all day talking about shoes.

What is Milkman's favorite DayZ food?

Whatever someone had he just killed had.

How many zombies does it take to stop Milkman?

One more than the server can spawn.

Why do fresh spawns fear Milkman?

Because they already don't have enough gear.